Thursday, January 6, 2011

Week One of Operation: Beard Growth Almost Complete

I know there's been a lot of speculation lately on the internet about what I really am (Is he a centaur? A space bear? A unibrow follicle? What?) But the truth of the matter is, I'm a man. And men grow beards. Which is the reason that I've decided to grow a beard through the months of January and February, which is often known by the natives as Bearduary. Well, being that a beard is a great responsibility that requires great testicle strength, I've decided to show you week one of Operation: Beard Growth with plans of showing you what I look like by the end of the mission.

And yes, you are welcome to marvel at the power of my beard.

Leave a comment below of what you want me to shave my beard into first when I finish with the cycle (Muttonchops? Handlebars? A Fu Manchu? The choice is yours!)

Fathers, lock up your daughters.

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