Thursday, May 31, 2012

Review: The Devil Inside [Blu-Ray]

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Check out my review of the worst movie of 2012 here. Quite frankly, it's one of the worst movies ever.

Review: The Grey [Blu-Ray]

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Check out my review of The Grey here. Best film of 2012. After The Avengers, of course.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Review: Chronicle [Blu-Ray]

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Here's my latest review for the movie, Chronicle. Check it out here.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

25 of the Funniest Moments in Video Games

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Though the order of the moments is reversed (25 should be 1), I still think you should check out my article. It's got some genuinely funny moments on here. Check it out.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Wind Through the Keyhole by Stephen King Review

The Wind Through the Keyhole: A Dark Tower NovelThe Wind Through the Keyhole: A Dark Tower Novel by Stephen King

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The Wind Through the Keyhole is an excellent book, but it feels more like a side story (And it is) rather than another book in the Dark Tower series. That's because fan favorites like Eddie, Jake, and Susannah are barely even in it at all. Instead, we're given two short stories in one, "The Skin Man," and the title story itself, "The Wind Through the Keyhole," which is the better of the two. In this way, I feel this book might have been better as one of the graphic novels of the Dark Tower stories rather than a so-called new novel in the series. It's a bit of a tease, really. If you're reading the series for the first time, you can actually skip this book as it in no way affects the outcome of the later titles or even really offers much insight into the world of the series itself. This book stands alone. That said, Stephen King will always be a master storyteller, and if you just want to read a good book and not have to deal with the 7 other titles, then go on ahead. You won't be missing much, and the stuff you will be missing you could always just check on Wikipedia. Overall, it's a great book, but an unworthy entry in the series, not because it's bad, mind you, but because it doesn't advance the overarching story. Buy it with that in mind if you're a big fan of TDT.

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Sunday, May 13, 2012

This is how the book opens up. I'm having an artist draw it up. What are your thoughts? I'm kind of in love with it.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The final centipede battle pic

And here's the final centipede battle pic. It's from a different artist. I love the way the artist depicted Steve in this version. So, so good. What do you think?
Here's another picture from my book of the centipede battle in the desert. What do you think?
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Here's my review of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie. I've never been more disappointed in a film. Read my review here to find out why.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Male Pattern Baldness is Awesome

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Male Pattern Baldness is awesome. There's nothing that says you're a full-grown man more than a widow's peak that goes all the way back to your spinal cord. Just recently, I started shaving myself bald because I looked 48 when I'm only 28. And I started young, too. I haven't been carded since the 8th grade.

Truthfully, I look forward to taking 10 vitamins a meal and the looming threat of shingles. It can only be next.

10 Good TV Shows With Boring Lead Characters

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Since the New Girl finale comes on tonight, I thought I'd write this little piece up. It's about 10 great shows with really lame lead characters. Check it out here.

Monday, May 7, 2012

The 25 Happiest Video Game Songs Ever

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FINALLY! I haven't had an article on Complex for-ev-er. Here's a recent one. Check it out here.