Thursday, January 6, 2011
Thoughts On Snooki Writing A Book
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I'm almost certain that Snooki can't read. No wait, scratch that and let me start over again. I'm almost certain that Snooki can't breathe without someone coaching her through an ear piece and saying, "Air comes in, air goes out, air comes in, air goes out." So the idea of Snooki combining a noun and a verb to make a sentence, let alone write a whole book FULL of them, is utterly absurd. I mean, seriously, who's her ghost writer? Leo Tolstoy Jr.? Because anybody who can take drawings of stars and a greasy handprint as a first draft and turn it into a novel has to be quite the talent. But what are your thoughts on this? Do you think her stupidity could all just be an act? Discuss.