Being a black dude, I sometimes rap to myself. I know, I know, SO stereotypical, but I at LEAST only say maybe a line or two before I'm done. This is very much unlike SOME people who you'll see rapping all the way down the block, saying all the cuss words as if they wrote them themselves. Well, here are my favorite rap lyrics. See if you can hear them in your head.
"Girls pee pee when they see me."-The Notorious B.I.G. from the song, "One More Chance"
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I like this line because it talks about incontinence. And how many songs do you know that talk about THAT topic? One, and it's this one.
"What?! I'm immune to all viruses. I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses."-The 'Ol Dirty Bastard from the song, "Nigga Please."
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I like this line because ODB died like he lived, full of drugs and crazy off his ass. I like that about the man. He kept it real. Really real. DEAD real.
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"Cannibalism is livin' in my metabolism"-Big Pun from the song, "Wrong Ones"
This is just such a sick line. Most of the lyrics Pun would spout, you wouldn't really believe him since he was too big to do things like chase you down the street and kill you. But this line sounds somewhat credible. And did I mention that it was sick?
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"Mr. Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole! You're too old to understand the way the game is told."-2Pac from the song, "How Do U Want It"
I like this line because it makes the song sound SO incredibly dated. Bob Dole? BOB DOLE?! If any song was stuck in the 90s on this list, it's this one. Most kids today would most likely just shrug their shoulders at this line. Bob Dole...Ha!
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"I predicted that you'd be addicted to my dick once you licked it"-Necro from the song, "Who's Your Daddy?"
I like this line because it sounds like a nursery rhyme. A really perverted one. Honestly, I could have filled this whole post with Necro lines, but this is just one of my favorites. The flow of it is magnificent.
What are YOUR favorite lines? I'd like to know.