Saturday, August 20, 2011

I'm Obsessed with Morbidly Obese People

If you know me, then you already know my strange love affair with the morbidly obese. And when I say morbidly obese, I mean it. I'm talking about people who you can just look at one minute, look down at your watch, and then, when you look back up again, their tongue is hanging out their mouth and you're afraid that they might have flatlined. Like this guy:

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Or this:

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I mean, I'm no super model myself and one day, I'll probably be there, too. But for the meantime, I just don't know why, but I love them to pieces. I just want to hug them and be engulfed in their belly fat. Am I the only one who has these feelings? I know I can't be. The internet is just full of freaks. Somebody else must share my passion.


Flock Balaak said...

My brother , I share your passion

Rich Knight said...

I KNEW someone else had to have. Thanks for reading.