Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Male Pattern Baldness is Awesome
Male Pattern Baldness is awesome. There's nothing that says you're a full-grown man more than a widow's peak that goes all the way back to your spinal cord. Just recently, I started shaving myself bald because I looked 48 when I'm only 28. And I started young, too. I haven't been carded since the 8th grade.
Truthfully, I look forward to taking 10 vitamins a meal and the looming threat of shingles. It can only be next.