Double Chins Are Glorious

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I don't know why I love morbidly obese people so much, but I just can't get enough of them. The way they sweat when they eat/take a dump/sleep. The way that they can breathe heavily, even when they're sitting down. Even the way they eat without coming up for air is just fascinating to me. I mean, seriously, fat people are okay, but morbidly obese people is where it's at. I just love everything about them. They're beautiful to me.

And when it comes to the morbidly obese, there's no better staple than the double chin. What could be better?

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I especially like it when sweat collects underneath the first chin. Oh, boy!

So, yes, while I've played this clip before, I have to play it again. Let's go, you big mamas, you. Shake that honey jar.