Death of Beard Gives Birth to Handlebar Mustache

For those of you who seriously dug the 1800s muttonchops, I'm afraid that they had to go as the first day of March is tomorrow and Bearduary has come to a close.

But that doesn't mean that I have to give up being a manly man just yet. Just because the weather is getting nicer doesn't mean that ALL of the hair has to go. So for the next few days, expect to see the black Hulk Hogan walking around your neighborhood, doing good deeds and what not, because Rich Knight is sportin' handlebars. Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeah. It doesn't get much more manly than that.

Next year, I'm going for a Fu manchu!