Mentos Suck

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Mentos are only good for two things: Getting stuck in your teeth, and getting paint on your business suit and rolling around like a beached walrus so your entire suit looks like it's pinstriped.



But what else are they good for? I’d like to know. If they had souls, I’d say keeping them as pets, or making them into robots (Saves the trouble of inputting the C ++ soul program into them). But what else? As it stands right now, all they’re good for are two things, so I don’t see what the big deal is about them.

Now, crack! THERE’s a booger sugar I can get behind. Not that I’ve done it or even recommend people do it, but if there’s one thing that represents the 80’s, besides keytars and Mr. Belvedere, it’s crack.

Stupid, good for nothing Mentos.